The truth is, I pretend to be a cynic, but I am really a dreamer who is terrified of wanting something she may never get.
how do i lose weight quickly and easily and also how do i gain the ability to fly and breathe fire and how do i cheat death
basically i dont care if you drink smoke or do drugs as long as you can hold a conversation about something besides the fact that you drink smoke or do drugs
If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero
You see this bitch? This is the fucking Audi A9 Concept vehicle.
It is the most beastly motherfucker to light up my Tumblr page.
The thing has engines in it’s wheels.
IN THE MOTHERFUCKING WHEELS.
See that futuristic design? Makes Acura designs look so 2010.
Oh? Where’s the windshield? It’s fully integrated into the roof using nano technology.
That means the bitch repairs itself.
Oh and that badass window and windshields?
It can change from solid like that to clear when you drive.
White isn’t a very sporty color? NO WORRIES. This beast can change it’s motherfucking color to whatever you fucking want.
THIS BITCH SHOULD GET IN MY GARAGE.
why don’t they hire tumblr bloggers to do the commercials i will never know
I hate driving but hot damn I would live in that car
I can’t believe that this is stop-motion.
i can’t believe this was made in 1993
i can’t believe it’s not butter
I believe I can fly
I can’t believe you can fly.
I can’t believe you don’t belive that he can fly.
I have ruined relationships for fear of ruining those relationships.
you could take me on a date anywhere and i’d be happy. like it could be the movie theater. or watching a movie at your house. you could take me outside and we could look at clouds or climb trees i do not care as long as we hold hands or something at some point
wow this post is so accurate.
this made me cry